Monday, January 26, 2009

What Is Is

I never had sex with that woman
When I put my cigar up her twat
She didn't inhale
I didn't assail
Her, never did I add the dot

What happened depends on what is is
Is what is what is is what was
It's all very clear
Though you try to besmear
I never had sex just because!

And if she blew me in my office
It isn't as bad as you think
I wasn't the first
With insatiable thirst
It's really more normal than kink

I never insulted my office
And never my oath abrogate
But the job has such stress
I needed a rest
I needed more head and less state