(Tune: "Let's Fall In Love")
The left does it
The right does it
Even middle of the road does it
Let's do it
Let's tell a lie
A President does it
A Senator does it
Who cares if a mere Mayor does it?
Let's do it
Let's tell a lie
Straights do it
Gays do it
Even polymorphous wannabes do it
Let's do it
Let's tell a lie
It's just when folks over there do it
Who aren't agreeing with me
Their lies run scum through it
They're not trustworthy
Like me when
I do it
I know it
I manipulate the whole of it
I own it
I am the lie